"Oh, a scabbard, a scabbard, I've got lots of scabbards. You never know when... ohhhh, you like that, do you?" She bustled over to pick up the item and buffed it against her shirt to get some of the dust off. "That's a nice little paperweight, isn't it?"

And, indeed, it was -- if you were looking for a paperweight that was solid gold, shaped like an apple, and inscribed with the word kallisti on the side. "Very beautiful. Very, very beautiful."